El Cheapo

On 1/31/08, at 9:00 PM, a policeman knocked on my door. He said that I was accused of driving off without paying for $35.00 of regular gas. I thought this was strange since I drive a "diesel" pickup. I had stopped at the store that day and bought two sodas. They said that my truck was on a television camera and a customer had given them my plate #. I asked the policeman why would I put gas in a diesel pickup? The policeman said that he would go back and talk to them. Twenty minutes later, he called and said that they had made a mistake. I spend over $5000.00 a year a El Cheapo but now it will go to the BP station across the street. If you do business in there, be sure that you keep "all receipts" to stay out of jail.