The place is named right, however for the reason that it is a crime to serve such lousy food. The food is worse than bad. If prisons served this food there would be a food riot. The overpriced swill is served by anorexic brain dead Hooters wannabes. I tried to call in a take-out order. I asked for 1 chicken sandwich. The poor girl said that there is no 1 chicken sandwich. I told her that I was looking at the menu and for her to look at page 2. She again said that there was no 1 (one) chicken sandwich. She said that there was a chicken sandwich but not a 1 (one) chicken sandwich.. I told her that the 1 (one) was the quantity of what I ordered. She replied, "what does quantity mean"? I "I don't understand big words". I explained that the word quantity was how many. She replied,"ooohhh ok do you still want the sandwich"?. They have fresh oysters on the half shell. Don't order them. They charge the going price for grade 1 oysters. What they serve are tiny oysters that are below the lowest 5 grade rating. The oysters were so small they easily fit on a teaspoon. What a giant ripoff. I did have some luck with the fried oyster appetizers. The oysters were about grade 2 and flavorful. They sold them for $6.00 a serving. I have had these several times always ordering 3 orders at a time. I always paid about $18.00 each time. The other day I ordered 3 orders. I was presented a check for $44.95. I told the airhead server that that was not right. To make a long story short I spoke to the manager who told me that they just raised the price and that they did not have the oyster appetizers any more. Just the dinner baskets. I was not given the dinners. Anyway, I refused to pay the $44. The manager said that he would take off $10. I refused and finally got the oysters for $18.00. I am now on an oyster free diet. I'll never go back.
They have great fish, haddock, clams and scallops. Manager is good too! Lately though we have been dissapointed due to if you order takeout the orders can get totally screwed up. They have someone at the front desk who is young and inexperienced and doesn't know the menu. There have been frequent times we have had to ask for the bill 2-3 times especially if you eat there for lunch. They need to step up their game if they are gonna last there.
We don't go out to late lunch often but this is the best place in Spring Hill now that they have an awesome new chef. Food is very tasty. Large portions. Easy on the salt too. It was good 6 months ago but the best now. Gaining in popularity. Friendly waitresses and owner/manager is on site. Great 2fer drink deals so ride a cab there or get a designated driver for evenings.Felony's is way better than the Beef O'brady's it replaced at the same location. Also much better than Hooters. I rate the cost/benefit as a 10 out of 10.