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From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!

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East Side, Downtown San Antonio

Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

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Other Information

Parking: Garage, Street

Wi-Fi: No

Bike Parking: Yes

Attire: Casual

Wheelchair Accessible: Yes

Takes Reservations: Yes

Outdoor Seating: Yes

Price Range : Average

Pets Allowed: Yes

Good For Groups: Yes

Good for Kids: Yes

Good For Family: Yes


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Robert A.



Slow service. The food was overpriced for the size of the portions. Three fish strips and a handful of French fries for $15.99 is ridiculous.



Racist rednecks

I took my family to dicks for a good time. We were well aware of their crude humor. It was all fun and games until the racist remarks came out. Not only were they out right uncalled for but also very degrading. I made a comment to our waitress to tone it down especially since my kids were with me. She responded with you'll speak when spoken too and made a hat for my child that said "YOLO-You only lynch once". I proceeded to find the manager. After approaching him he said if I didn't like his service we could leave so that is what we did. Joking around with sarcasm is one thing, making racist comments is another. It's sad to see one resteraunt give a bad name to San Antonio's family atmosphere.



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DO NOT EAT HERE! my family and I walked

my family and I walked in to the San Antonio Dick's well aware of the potential atmosphere but the waiter began making RACIST ASIAN JOKES to my mother in-law in front of the entire restaurant and my 2 young children. the customers all looked up in disgust and surprised that the waiter said those things. he then asked me why i wasn't laughing and i told him that was racist and not at all funnyl. The other customers began to clap for us and many of them told the waiter he was out of line. we decided to stick it out and eat anyway hoping we didnt get him as a waiter.
our food came and i found a SMALL ROACH COOKED INTO MY FRENCH FRIES. i asked our waiter to please take the fries back but he said ""GIVES IT FLAVOR"". we all had enough and walked out. i spoke to the manager about the food and racist remarks and he responded ""THEY WILL ALL BE GETTING RAISES FOR THIS""

FOOD WAS GROSS (i dont eat roaches)
i hope this never happens to another family again...

I have already began a claim against DICK's and a full lawsuit will be complete soon.



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Live a little

If you're overly sensitive, go to fuddruckers instead, good food and the staff is nice.
If you can take a joke, go to dick's.
The wings are pretty good, crispy thin skin with just the right amount of sauce, and the ranch is home made.
I love this place, but i don't go to often, its more for a special occasion or something.



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""you need a sense of humor to dine here.'

As what the manager told me. The staff is WAY beyond rude but use the environment to be racist. They used foul language telling that we were 'full of s***,' and 'heres your order dumb mexicans,'' 'you need to get in the back and wash dishes dirty mexicans.' I told the manager and he said' you need a sense of humor to dine here.' Needless to say we didn't tip, in fact we just got up and left the food. I love how they waved goodbye to the 'wetbacks.' Yes, as we left they called us that as we left.

Im honest about food R U


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No Morals..

The food is Ok but the employees are very disrespectful. Just a bunch college brats that need a job and don't care about quality of service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Didn't fulfill expectations

I went with my girlfriend, who had been to the Dick's in Vegas and told me all about how fun it is, so we were looking forward to taking all the abuse they could throw at us. Unfortunately, our waitress decided that she would insult everyone in the restaurant BUT us. We couldn't understand why we were treated so politely at a rudeness-themed restaurant. We didn't go there for the food, which was oversalted and overpriced. We went there for the unique experience of being humorously trashed by the server, and they didn't deliver. We even tried to provoke her by stalling while ordering and being indecisive. She actually said, ""Just take your time,"" in a genuinely pleasant voice. Then the tipping situation was sort of a catch-22, because we couldn't tip low for ""good"" service, even though we didn't get the bad service we paid for. Bottom line, the service needs to be consistent in order to meet expectations, because they can't get by on just their lousy food.