Parking: Free, Private
Bike Parking: Yes
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes
Price Range : Below Average
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11/28/2011Provided by Citysearch -
They let me stand outside selling Street Speech papers so I can solicit carpentry work from unwary customers. First I'll poor mouth you about how hard my life has been - then I'll show up drunk to your home and break in and punch you in the throat. If you even think about calling the cops I'll just tell them that you kidnapped me.
After I punch you I'll steal your car and send you ransom messages but don't worry - the police wouldn't dare arrest me. I'm too adorable! = )
If you don't feel like paying my criminal friends at CAMCAR the police will probably threaten to arrest you for the crime of ""not having money"". They love me! = D
Yep... sure is great being a violent criminal in Columbus, Ohio... yep (deep manly sniff).