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First Restaurant In Miami Beach

General Info
For over 100 years, no visit to Miami has been complete without stopping in at Joe's Stone Crab. From the beginning, it has always been the love of food, family, and friends that has brought in customers and kept them coming.
Payment method
cash, all major credit cards
Price Range
$$$
Neighborhood
South Point
Amenities
Dine-In
AKA

Joe's Stone Crab

Categories
Bars, Restaurants, Bar & Grills, Seafood Restaurants, Take Out Restaurants, Meeting & Event Planning Services
Other Information

Parking: Street, Lot, Valet, Private

Wi-Fi: No

Bike Parking: No

Attire: Casual

Wheelchair Accessible: Yes

Cuisines: Take Out, Seafood, Bar & Grills

Alcohol: Full Bar

Takes Reservations: No

Outdoor Seating: Yes

Price Range : Above Average

Good For Family: Yes

Good For Groups: Yes

Good for Kids: Yes

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Philip M.

01/31/2016

Overall

This place is A OK for me. I enjoyed their breakfast daily on my 8 day trip to South Beach. It come with free coffee.

I like specials!

Also it's a clean spotless, comfortable restaurant!

George B.

11/06/2015

Overall

What a great experience! Just enjoying the beach and then having service and a setting like Joe's does not to mention that was the best seafood I've had in a while. Not the cheapest, but definitely the best I've had here!

Ms. F.

05/02/2015

Overall

The worst Rubbery old Tuna I have ever had!

That tuna tasted like it had been lying on the counter for an hour and a half. Hope the steaks and the crab is better. Management doesn't even care. Heard from the last commenter that the valet was rude. Think twice before waiting an hour for a table.

Ms. F.

05/02/2015

Overall

The RUBBERY, OLD Tuna came out cold as a rock and the virgin Pina Colada was ALL ICE. I called back to complain and the management said there was absolutely nothing they could do. Think twice about waiting an hour to get served and if your food is not up to par COMPLAIN ON THE SPOT, don't wait because you will get nothing. Rude valet I heard from the last commenter.

Rolando T.

03/31/2015

Overall

This is the worst ever valet parking restaurant service, the restaurant should hire nicer employees they treat you like SH...T with no respect or education what so ever can't come here for lunch at all very NASTY VALET PARKING EMPLOYEES

altonroad

08/03/2012

Overall
Food good, take-out cuts the wait

While we enjoy their food, we're not as fond of the wait. Since they don't take reservations, we often resort to the take out. If you're with friends and can have a leisurely conversation over drinks, it's great to get the ambience in the restaurant. If you're hungry and have children with you, go for the take-out because the quality is just as good.

fisherl

03/25/2012

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Overall
Great. Take out faster

was in town for work! stopped in one day and couldnt stop going back. ate there 4 days in a week. stop in the ""to go part"" ""take out"" faster and just as good!

urblessing

02/16/2012

Overall
The food is tasty with large p...

The food is tasty with large portions and the service provided by ALL of the staff is always excellent. I've made it my new spot.

Cutesy Utsey

02/01/2012

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Overall
Not worth the $$$

We arrived early on a Sunday so we would not have a wait, which once opened we were seated immediately. That was the only good part. I waiter was less than enthusiastic and just truly cared about turning our table over. I have had better seafood elsewhere and our drinks (mojitos) which should be such an easy staple to make for South Beach were less than good. VERY disappointed! Would not go back. Your money is better spent for a cheaper and better dinner at the Ritz Carlton, not to mention better view and trip over themselves service!

rachelfay8

01/13/2012

Overall
Amazing crab! Fast service, al...

Amazing crab! Fast service, although it is crowded, you won't' regret it. Go! Really!!!!

Steve200

12/04/2011

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Overall
Yummy!

I love the sea foods in this restaurant, especially the CRAB.. its so nice!

Bombshell Grumpy

11/08/2011

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Overall
I stand corrected ;) .. xcellent ;)

FYI.. we came today around 5pm..walked right in sat right down.. our waiter was amazing.. all the staff that served us was outstanding n caring .. the stones crabs ice cold..lovedddddddd them ..my hubbys 1st time eatn them.. smiled ear to ear.. your key lime pie was heavenly.. even better then the keys .. ? thnk you ..your resturant n atmosphere was xcellent... Kudos to you !! best regards to management..

arcarolina

04/27/2011

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Overall
Such a banal food experience

We walked in and we knew we had made a mistake, immediately. The ""old club"" restaurant look and feel of oh so many steakhouses that serve bad food. We should have left but it was late and we were hungry so we stayed and hoped despite our instinct telling us otherwise.
The cocktails were good and this is the only high point of the evening. The fried calamari were clearly out of a bag, we each tasted one piece and gave up (they kindly removed it from our check). And what to say about the conch fritters? I tasted one and I could not go on (I can only tell you that I had better luck with the fritters from a street vendor outside Grand Cayman Airport). My husband had 3 as he was famished by now, but even he had to give up eventually. I wish I could say they tasted bad, but that would imply some taste.

For main course we got the stone crab (why the claws arrived icy cold when we only ordered them 10 mins prior, is another of those mysteries. Unless there is an assumption that everyone love them very cold. ) and the yellow fin tuna steak.

Where these dishes bad? No , just banal beyond belief. When I saw that they had added dry wasabi peas to the jicama salad, I realized what is so wrong with this place: the chef probably use Campbell's Kitchen web site for his recipes. If you like good food avoid this place.

lcosta02

07/03/2009

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Overall
Excellent food and ambiance

My wife and I go to Joes at least a dozens times when it's open. The stone crabs are the best in Miami. The seafood bisque is delicious, as are the grilled tomatoes, and world famous hash browns. And you better save room for the world's best key lime pie!

foodluva13

02/16/2009

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Overall
Average

Kind of a poor atmosphere. I thought the food was okay though. The ciopinno was good and the stone crab was good. GET THERE EARLY!!!!

pmh8001

01/19/2009

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Overall
Worst dining experience ever

We went to Joe's on 1/18 because it is supposed to be amazing but what they don't tell you is there are no reservations or calling ahead and typical waiting times are 2 hours...unless you are willing to pay. I watched over a hundred people get seated before me who had arrived after because they are willing to slip the head waiter who is in charge of seating 20-40 bucks. This would be fine if a few people did it but it seemed it was the accepted method of seating with far more people being seated in the greaser line than who were not willing to pay extra for a table at a place where a meal for two costs 125-150 dollars. And this is all under the table cash something Joe's might want to watch out for if the IRS ever comes to visit. The atmosphere...you feel like you are in a cafeteria in highschool, large rooms, loud with silverware clanking everywhere. I was disgusted and I can't believe this restaurant is touted as Miami's finest, will never go back.

mjgintoli

11/19/2008

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Overall
Joe's Stonecrab House - A Unique Experience

Joe's history is interesting! And that in itself yields to an atmosphere that sparks my imagination of what it must have been like in the days of old!
I like to get there early before they open and walk through the line of waitstaff. That early presentation is fun! The staff has always been pleasant and accomodating.
The stone crabs are great - but how can you ruin a stonecrab? But - the big BUT.... how do they ruin bread? For a restaurant of this reputation I would think that they can serve WARM (or at least room temp) bread!
Best deal on the menu??? A heaping order of sweet fried oysters for $6.95!! Soups are good too!

tervin

05/01/2008

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Overall
Great food and atmosphere...spotty service

I can't say anything bad about the food...it's all great. I'm not sure it makes sense to get stone crabs here though. The only thing that makes them different from any other place that serves them is the dipping sauce which is good but I'm not sure it's worth the price difference. The rest of the food is great. Pay particular attention to the random entrees like fried chicken or the burger...very cheap and amazing. Their house salad is also great. My 1 complaint is that I've had mixed service there...the last time I went the waiter was distracted, rude and pushed the whole table to the larger crabs that cost a lot more. This contradicted the recommendation of our previous server who was fun, courteous and recommended the second smallest size for the best value.

AH206

03/13/2008

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Overall
My favorite restaurant in Miami

I couldn't believe all the bad reviews on Joe's. I've never had anything except impeccable service at Joe's. Value is great and the food is unbelievable. Everything from the variety of breads they start you off to the salad, potatoes, grilled vegetables, crab right down to the desert. You can't go wrong. You may have to wait if you not a regular, but I still think it would be worth it.

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