WELCOME TO WINDY'S HOME OF THE CHEMICALLY TREATED BURGER AND FORMALDEHYDE TREATED SPRAYED SALAD! OR PERHAPS YOUR LIKING IS THE CATCH OF THE DAY, THE SEMENS SALAD? ALL MANAGEMENT ALLOWED TO HAVE THE GAY PRIDE SKITTLES RAINBOW COLORS IN THERE HAIR, AND NOT WEAR HATS BUT CREW MEMBERS DO?SO COME ON DOWN TO WINDY'S TODAY AND SEE MY LITTLE PONY RUN FOOD CHAIN TODAY! DAVE THOMAS WOULD BE APPALLED!
Late at night, starving, but drive through is open until 11pm. Cool. Lights on, menu lit, voice says "welcome to KFC, can I help you?" Try to place order but hear "sorry we have no chicken." What? Am I at the right restaurant? "We're closing soon, we threw it all away already." Perhaps you should then turn off your sign and drive-thru - or better yet, DON'T THROW OUT THE FOOD WHILE THE RESTAURANT IS STILL OPEN!