Asked for a #4 buzz cut (basically the simplest haircut there is). Received a #2 buzz cut, and that was just the start. The cut was very sloppy and patchy at first, so the stylist scraped a thinning razor (basically a serrated straight-razor) over my entire scalp. Not gently either mind you. Then, she switched to the trimmers and proceeded to buzz off both my sideburns without asking, buzzed off about 1/3 of my right eyebrow while chatting with a co-worker and never noticed, and buzzed my left temple back about an inch... for some reason. Then she put some kind of baby-powder stuff all over my hair, face, and shoulders, which stood out very starkly on the shoulders of the black t-shirt I was wearing at the time. Worst haircut I've ever gotten; I speak no hyperbole when I say that a random person wandering in from the checkout lines at Wal-Mart would have almost-certainly done a better job.