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Phone: (931) 381-6434
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This item has wolves on it which make it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-Mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called "mehth". I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a sligthly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wold shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women.
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could possibly use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
08/24/2009Provided by Citysearch
How am i suppose to learn when them bathrooms be stankin. also some of them teachers be trippin about the dresscode. half of the kids be sick. ialready got an std from using the toliet and sink. pizza taste like doo doo and salad bar is roonchy. some girl sat on the sink and broke it in the bathroom between the are room and band room and sewage water was spraying all on my new jordans.
I tell ya wat! I was sittin up in class today at CHS, when we had another bomb threat. im about dam tired of these threats, i wuznt allowed to have no snack for the whole day or lunch. My stomach was growling so hard, im pretty sure my whole class wuz hearin me. THe other thing is, our priciple is doo doo, he didnt even get us out of the metal buildin. we could have gotten hurt real bad up in the metal buildin. he didnt even let the teachers up thier know what the hell wuz goin on. first the roonchy lunch and sewage water spraying everywhere, now all these dam bomb theats. ive about had enough.
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