Mobile Lawn Mower Repairs

This guy said he needed to order a part from Sears to finish the job on my mower. After not hearing from him for over a week, he returned my calls and said, "I had been dialing the wrong number." I tried to accept this excuse, but after he failed to show up at the newly scheduled time, I realized that the Mobile Lawn Mower man was so mobile that he had moved on with my $80.00.