Posted: 9/9/2010Provided by Citysearch -
This theater costs only $3 to get in, and for some very good reasons. There is only ONE SPEAKER in each (of 2) screen rooms. So any movie you watch will be in MONO (remember that? It's what there was before someone invented STEREO), so forget about surround sound and other 20th Century niceties. Oh, and btw, WE'RE IN THE 21ST CENTURY; everyone except the owner of this euphemistically-referred-to-as-a ""theater!"" One time the movie looked squished (wrong aspect ratio) b/c they ""didn't have the right lens."" That quote came from the projector dude who was working that night. But to be fair, what do you expect for $3? That is the ONLY reason this review has 2 stars instead of one (or ZERO!).