Posted: 15 days ago
I've been to a golden corral once. Not this one, no but you could imagine the layout was typical to the golden corral standards. My then girlfriend of 2 years at the time was with me. It was a special night because I planed to ask for her hand in marriage. So I hid the ring in her mash potatoes and waited. She discovered the ring as it ripped her esophagus and tore through the delicate lining of her stomach and upper intestine. She was pronounced dead on the scene. Ill never forget the pork chops though. They were so freaking tasty I've been waiting for the appropriate time to go back and I think tonight's the night. Daddy's comin home to pork chop heaven baby.