Thrillvania Haunted House Park

What a total waste of time, money and frustration - it's not scary, they didn't warn you about the trails of 4" mud you have to wade through, the staff AND management are incompetent and rude. There were eight of us who went last night - we all agreed that it was the WORST experience we'd ever had at a haunted house. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!

Wow..what a disappointment. $5 to park, $30 plus tax per adult, $15 per kid to get in. They website has these coupons that you can show them on your phone,(they never specify..WHO you need to show, so we assumed it was admissions worker) but when we got to the window after a 15-20min wait, the girl said, "oh you need to go the coupon tent line first", to get your coupon. So we ended up paying full price, because it was 8pm and lots of ppl were arriving. I expected it to be crowded and have waits, but this place was ridiculous, the lines would crawl..you would move up a spot every 10 min or so. Waited in a relatively short line for 1 hour 10 min for the labyrinth. It was an okay attraction, not scary, but the 3-D was neat. Next we waited for the Manor for 2 hours and 45 min. only to be rushed through, by the actors inside. They were saying.."hurry" "go". Then one of the actors either sprayed or spit water directly in mine and my son's faces! Disgusting. This park is poorly managed and if you didn't buy a VIP pass you were treated like garbage. 30 min before entering the manor, they shut it down for a "technical difficultly" and they would have an actor come out and update the ppl in the VIP line of the status, but never the general admission line. Also the two lines merge at the door of each attraction, and they would let one group from general admission to every 3 or 4 groups for VIP in. That is why the waits were nuts, these ppl didn't understand how to keep the lines moving.

There were hardly any actors and of the few we did see, the woman were all flat out rude and had bad attitudes if you asked them anything! We took four kids, so we paid $130 to go to two attractions. At that point we had to leave because it was past midnight and there was no way we could spend another min. in line. It was 37 degrees outside..brr. I will never go back again, total rip-off.

I have no idea why anyone would give this place a good review, unless they had never been to any kind of haunted house anywhere I guess...and even then...I would probably still think it was awful. For one, it is a HUGE waste of money. They offer a VIP ticket that supposedly gets you into the attractions faster...uh..no. They were letting the general admission people in in huge numbers and we waited in line forever for a few attractions. Ok. I've been to Six Flags, Disneyworld, Universal...those places know what a "fast pass" really is. This place advertises it to just make money because they were making the "VIP" ticket people wait way too long to get in. What is the point of paying the extra money if you have to wait just as long if not longer than general admission???? Then, when you actually get into the attraction, most of them are beyond LAME. So very stupid and not scary at all. There were 2 out of the supposed "8" attractions that were some what good, the rest were a joke. If you live anywhere around the DFW metroplex and want to go to a good haunted house, I recommend The Cutting Edge or Hangman's....both in Ft. Worth. They are both a million times better than this joke of a "thrill park".

HORRIBLE. Total waste of money. I will never go back, it is the worst haunted "park" I've ever been to. The VIP tickets are a JOKE. There is no way in hell this place would still be in business if there were legit reviews online. Either that or they would actually make use of the reviews and change the fact that the VIP tickets don't get you anything extra as far as getting into the "attractions" faster. The maze is a little section blocked off with chain link fence and a bunch of strobe lights. The voodoo thing is the line to get into verdun manor, the 6 feet blunder is aptly named, it is worthless, the hauted house Thorn thing after the blunder is a freaking joke. It literally takes 30 seconds to walk through. The Trail is a pasture with a few crappy buildings and people jumping out at you. The granny lupus thing is the worst "animatronic" thing I have ever seen. It is NOT worth going to. The 3D thing and Verdun Manor is pretty good. The overall experience is a total negative. All the people walking around were complaining about what a rip off the place was.