Greyhound Bus Lines
This is the worst way to get anywhere. If you don't mind sitting by a big fat smelly person who talks about killing people and has an annoying habit of farting every fifteen minutes then this is the way to go. If you love screaming babies and shreiking children with parents who encourage them to steal stuff out of your coat pockets, go Greyhound. If you want to swend three days on a smelly, cramped bus with a bunch of foreign psychopaths, this is your ride. Good luck.