Need I say more? Puny in stature and relegated to ornamental status (gnomes are the mall cops of garden protectors), gnomes would be the first to fall in a zombie plague. Obviously.
The makers of Zombie Gnomes are just preparing us for the dark future of lawn ornaments. And they know their stuff: These little guys aren't mere shells with putrefied guts. Forged of cement, hand painted and sealed with a UV protective layer, they're meant for outdoor use. In other words, they're built to last -- which is exactly what you need when the zombie apocalypse hits.