To a Zombie Angel ...
No-yo sour puss.
Whose breakfast choo-choo could use
Some Activia?
To a Zombie Farmer ...
Y'all, momma was right.
You shouldn't play with zombies.
They'll rot your eye out.
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Holidays
Halloween vs. ''Haiku-ween'' Costume Faceoff
What is "Haiku-ween"? Costume-free genius. Conceal the depths of your slacker ways with the power of haiku: seventeen syllables (5-7-5), limitless possibilities, expletives optional. Never has there been invented a craftier delivery system of literal retribution to those who dare nag, "Seriously. Why aren't you dressed up for Halloween?" Wield haiku to counter costume overachievers. Happy Haiku-ween. / Poetic, quick comebacks for / procrastinators. [All photos are courtesy of New York's Village Halloween Parade.]
Work that inner zombie, whatever your style.
![](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=http://www.yellowpages.com//news/holidays/halloween-vs-haiku-ween-costume-faceoff/zombify/&media=http://i1.ypcdn.com/ypcms/system/assets/20048/original/570-380_ORIG_ZombieAngel_CRED-Andy-Dickinson.jpg&description=What is "Haiku-ween"? Costume-free genius. Conceal the depths of your slacker ways with the power of haiku: seventeen syllables (5-7-5), limitless possibilities, expletives optional. Never has there been invented a craftier delivery system of literal retribution to those who dare nag, "Seriously. Why aren't you dressed up for Halloween?" Wield haiku to counter costume overachievers. Happy Haiku-ween. / Poetic, quick comebacks for / procrastinators. [All photos are courtesy of <a href="http://www.halloween-nyc.com/" target="_new">New York's Village Halloween Parade</a>.]
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