Ashton Kutcher & Friends / Ketchup

As one of the many restaurants invested in by Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderama and others in the Dolce Group, this condiment-inspired creation gives DC'ers all sorts of fine finger foods to chew on -- especially if you love the saturated fat gram. Feeling adventurous? Try the "Threesome," which comes with three kinds of fries: parmesan garlic, BBQ and sweet cinnamon chipotle along with six flavors of, that's right, Ketchup.