The most recent review on YellowPages is from 2010... please take mine into consideration!!! I went to Rumors last night and it was FANTASTIC. Everyone is super friendly, very nice service, and I felt very safe: lots of security, no fights broke out, etc. It was very controlled. I went on a Saturday when it was a suds night (Foam Party) and it was so much fun. Yes, there will be people who dress down, but there will be others who dress up and keep it classy. if you don't enjoy, don't look or simply leave. Everyone is welcome, straight or otherwise. My biggest sore spot is the $10 cover charge for people under drinking age (21). $10 seems like a lot IMHO, but that's my only complaint. :) Love it here, would go back in a heartbeat. Great variety of music, too!
Before I started eating and drinking @ Teazers I was a lonely geek, I went from spending weekends absorbed into online dating and self-help seminars to actually enjoying my weekends. Wether it is a supremely radical band playing a set, enjoying a totally awesome game of pool, or tearing into one of the many deliciously gnarly menu items, I know when I am at Teazers I am the ruler of my galaxy and there isn't anything that can stop me. The food is always good, the staff is top notch, and the atmosphere is what other bars in town try to manufacture but can't. When I want a break from jumping my motorcycle over fire and/or pools full of sharks, I go to to Teazers.... the best place in Grand Rapids. BOOM!!!
GR has been missing a place like this! It is comfortable, the food is amazing, and the drinks are wonderful. We really like the fact that they have live music once or twice a week. There is such a large talent pool in West Michigan, that it's nice to see "our own" represented. The ambiance is undefined, so if you're looking for a 'Speakeasy', this isn't it. Don't get me wrong, I really love the decor. As I said, it's comfortable. It's a nice blend of rich deep color, dark woods, and classy touches. There are a lot of bars out there, and this really is a step up - a lounge. We appreciate that they are a bit more up-scale (bathroom door signs) and the details show it.