Brisket is dry and tough to chew, and the bread is anything but fresh.
If you think the chopped brisket is a good alternative, think again. It isn't chopped brisket, it's chopped fat leftovers. It's slimey in a gelatinous sort of way, I get the feeling it was boiled because of how rubbery the fat is.
The french fries are great, but still... avoid at all costs.