Corpus' WORST mexican food!!
Me & my boyfriend went to kikos and ordered the family dining for two. on the menu it says ""for two or more no sharing....$12.99 Ea. Child...$6.99""
We get the food. Its the same crap kikos has always served up. Bland rice thats still got the spoon shape to it, refried beans that look like they've been sittin UNDER THE HEATLAMP FOREVER because theres dry grey powder on top, fajitas with fat n gristle topped with under-grilled onions and bell pepper, 2 greasy VELVEETA ENCHILADAS, 2 ""crispy"" tacos which were in fact SOGGY WITH GREASE, and some carne guisada/alpo. When we were done and got the bill it turns out to be 12.99 EACH. After explaining our confusion and lack of money to the manager (who was a chunky rude man who kept clicking his pen the whole time i talked to him like he was unable to handle himself when dealing with unhappy customers) He told me that the owner knew that the wording on the menu was a problem but there was NOTHING HE COULD DO about it. I asked him, but you're not the owner? And you have not yet told the owner about this problem, so how does he know about it? -Oh, because its been a problem before, then why hasn't the menu been changed, or you correct the problem as it arises? Cause they're GREEDY SCAMMERS!!! He calls the owner who's just as others have described, a weasly little MF-er who TALKS TO CUSTOMERS LIKE CRAP and threatened to call the cops on me! I told him he was ripping off his customers and he just had a smirk like he thought it was the best trick ever.
~THIS OWNER IS AN A$$!!! He has a restaurant that is super popular (no one knows what mexicans supposed to taste like or what? Kikos is NOT it), packed all the time, makin bank off his lemonade he calls margaritas, and still is SOOO GREEDY that he has a blatant scam right in his menu!
Foods DISGUSTING FAKE MEXICAN full of plastic cheese, greasy pink-slime meat, WATERED DOWN MARGARITAS, soggy cold enchiladas espinaca, and a D-BAG OWNER! Plus, he treats his employees like crap, running them like a slave driver & talking to them like they're ""less-than"", even in front of customers. In general, I will never go back to this place and suggest if you dont want to support a lying scamming greedy shell of a man, and eat crappy food, you shouldnt eat here either.