5 stars

tebowlover 04/19/2009

Romance and Value

My lover, Amy, and I (Johnny Amazing) decided to swing in for an hour to check out the heart shaped jacuzzi and to kick back, enjoy an adult movie, and express our love in a physical form. The value is unbeatable, but we recommend that you bring trashbags to put on the bed as the sheets are generally soiled (don't bring a black light), and you can feel the tantric pulse of other lovers thrusting throughout the facility. The 45 minutes I spent inside of her and the hotel left my wallet not too light, my evening undisturbed, and my skin wrinkly from the last 15 minutes spent in the jacuzz. Please visit! The next time I go back, I'll have an engagement ring in my pocket.

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