An embarrassment to Chicago
Have you ever tried to make small talk with the fat ugly chick at a bar JUST to be nice, only to be blown off by her like she thinks she's too good for you?
That is Soiree. It has to be the ugliest, dinkiest bar I've ever gone to, so where they get off pretending to be exclusive is a mystery. Of course, their idiotic business practices don't surprise me, since it's run by a bunch of uneducated pricks. Wow, Soiree, I'm so sad that I won't be able to mix and mingle with your smelly, sweaty crowd.
If it is still open by next year, I will have lost all faith in humanity and good taste. The fact that this dump is named ""Soiree"" must be an ironic joke.